The Shague

What is The Shague?


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A widespread pandemic( also known as the shandemic ) that you can contract after engaging in an open mouth kiss with the original SOURCE, or anyone who has come in contact with someone who has the shague. Symptoms include regret, self induced amnesia and vomiting, losing the will to live, avoiding the SOURCE, daily fear.

Q:I was drunk at a party and contracted the shague. Now my life is ruined... what do I do god?

A:Theres nothing you can do, just try to accept it, repress the memory, and join AA to avoid it from happening again.

See source, drunk, regret


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