The Shague

What is The Shague?


1.

A widespread pandemic( also known as the shandemic ) that you can contract after engaging in an open mouth kiss with the original SOURCE, or anyone who has come in contact with someone who has the shague. Symptoms include regret, self induced amnesia and vomiting, losing the will to live, avoiding the SOURCE, daily fear.

Q:I was drunk at a party and contracted the shague. Now my life is ruined... what do I do god?

A:Theres nothing you can do, just try to accept it, repress the memory, and join AA to avoid it from happening again.

See source, drunk, regret


100

Random Words:

1. Also known as the vagina. Kenny finally had sex with Katie. At first, he didn't really like her, but now he's caught in the ..
1. an extremely curved penis i was givin James some domeski the other day, but his queer banana kept pokin my cheek! it bugged! See gay, ..
1. China's film industry Unlike Bollywood and Hollywood, Chollywood has yet to take off. See hollywood, bollywood, film, industry..