What is The Shale Pit?
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Located in Mountain Springs Lake resort in Reeders, PA. Popualr place to smoke
1. Manhatten- AKA the Throne. The centerpiece and most popualar place to smoke in the shale pit. At the top of the throne is a seat for "Prince Husk", the resident bong of the shale pit. Prince rules the pit and disrespect towards it is grounds for dismissal from the pit for life.
2. Bronx- Random mound of rocks to the left of Manhatten that serves no purpose, just like the real thing.
3. Brooklyn- The tallest part of the shale pit. Another mound of rocks in which freestyle rap battles occur. Also known as the "freestyle pit".
4. Queens- Wall of red rock. Serves no purpose.
5. Staten Island- Mound of rocks at the far end of the pit.
6. Jersey- Pile of rocks next to Queens where people usually urinate.
7. Nigger Pit- Large mound of black dirt near the main entrance where wrestling matches go down.
Hey, let's go down to the shale pit later!
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Located in the heart of Mountain Springs Lake, The sickest place to get stoned ever. Great times to be had by all. Where the bong passes freely and the sweet odor of mary jane lulls one to a heavenly state, often enhanced by house music aka techno.
Home of the 6 boroughs and the throne of the gods aka Mr. Josef Smirnoff and The Boss.
Yo bro lets go to the shale pit and do what we do.
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