What is The Shannon?
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One whom says incredibly and impossible bitchy situational things that ironically come true and ruin lives only to leave the victim of the defined confused by the coinsidence.
"Pulling The Shannon"
The person who is being deemed having pulled "The Shannon" must have said something incredibly mean, such as "you have an old dog anyways maybe you should just put it to sleep."
And then having to put your dog to sleep two days later due to "freak accident."
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Slide your fist into someone's asshole and spread all your fingers out all at once.
Much like the regular hand grenade, but instea..
