The Shark Edit Meaning

1.

Originating somewhere in Hilliard, Ohio in the early 21st century, the shark is a sexual manuever in which you place your hands together with fingers extended (like those silly karate men do when they bow). You then insert your eight fingers into the anus of a willing, tied-up or otherwise incapacitated female, followed by the insertion of your thumbs into the vagina. The entire hand is then moved side-to-side like a shark swimming in the ocean. The effects of the shark are unknown, as it has never been attempted in recorded history.

Also known as: Two in the pink, eight in the stink.

Tommy: "Dude, Harry, your sister was passed out on the sofa upstairs, so I gave her the shark!"

Harry: "NUH UH! Side-to-side and everything?"

Tommy: "You know it man!"

Harry: "Awesome, I'll bet she has to wear diapers for the rest of her life."

Tommy: "Yeah, after I got her I made you a sandwich."

Harry: "Alright! Crunchy peanut butter! My favorite!"

Tommy: "Yeah, crunchy peanut butter...."

See the shark, shark, impossible, the, tornado

2.

The act of laying a "floater" in the ocean, then having sex in the water while it floats around the two of you.

"The Shark" gives you that feeling that there's a stealth-like and lurking danger in the water.

Example of "the shark":

splash

-(man)-

Come on in babe. The water feels great!

splash

-(man)-

One sec... aaaaaaaarrrgggggg...squeeeeege

Whewww!

Alright, u want front or back?

bowchica bow wow

-(woman)-

Wait, something just bumped me...

See a shark, the shark, shark, shurk

3.

When you've eaten alot and afterwards you feel sleepy or actually have a nap/fall asleep. Taken from a scientific finding that sharks fall asleep after eating due to chemicals in their brain.

" ohhh i've got the shark, i'm going for a nap "

OR

" i think i've got the shark"

OR

" zzzzzzzzzzz " < the shark just got you.

See the, shark, eating, sleeping, tired, nap, food

4.

If you go to a wing restaurant and your date is pissing you off, order the hottest possible wings.

Then when you take her home, munch on her boxand you will set it on fire (figuratively speaking).

"That bitch was pissing me off last night, so i gave her the shark."

"Argggg yearh!"

See box, dipper, crush, butts, panel

5.

When a kid named Max (who no1 knows) comes out of no where and suprises you.

Dude you just got sharked.

See G unit