What is The Shed?
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A large, overweight woman that lurks in the shadows with dire need to grab at any piece of man candy possible. Reguardless of your weight, size, etc; one should stay away from the shed, if he has any reputation whatsoever. Once you visit the shed, you are dead.
"The Shed tried to grab my penis last Friday, so i smacked her in her face and told her to go fuck herself."
"The Shed hid in the shadows of the alley as the innocent man walked through."
"Scotty fucked the shed, and since, hasn't been found."
"He tried to escape from the shed, but her overwhelming size brought him down as she ripped his pants open while screaming 'give me your cockalicious!'"
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A sketchy place where local kids go to get high, drunk, burn stuff, and be jackasses.
Hey, lets go down to the shed and get fucked up.
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fat ginger girl slut who goes for anyone she can grab. stay away from the shed! you will "regred!" if u succumb to the shed, dont be surprised to have a hot and painful itch tomorrow morning.
Scotty fucked the shit out of the shed...literally. he fucked her and then she shit on his bed.
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a magical place somewhere in the world that teenagers sit around in the cold and get stupidly
The cause and solution to all teenagers problems.
"are you going to the shed"
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Possibly the greatest place on the planet. nay. in the universe.
The shed is at battle with the Anti-Shed ran by
Oh yes the shed
Neil (see neil scheme) saw me going on the shed.