What is The Shire?
1.
A cesspit inhabited by the most revolting skanks and violent douche bags on the planet. They're all blinded by a wall of arrogance that is cemented together with stupidity and ignorance. they tend to believe that they are gods gift to creation and call everyone who bags them "Jealous".
Originally inhabited by monkey's who learned to wax and go swimming, they were quarantined until the construction of the Tarren Point Bridge, which opened up the area to St. George who defend , for some unknown reason, the Shire from the Lebs and other scum of the area. Almost all inhabitants smoke marijuana, and if ever confronted by one of these primal creatures, the only way to avoid confrontation is to say you've been "Punching Cones" and they instantly believe you and leave you alone.
"Dude I almost got bashed last night!"
"What the fuck!?! Where?"
"I was in the shire."
"How'd you get out of it?"
"Said I punched cones. Duh."
"Ahhh.... Fucking stupid monkeys"
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2.
An area of Sydney where the locals seem to think it's "God's country"..
Just an isolated hole with filled with wax heads, surfy skanks, a nuclear reactor in close proximity and a bunch of know-nothing fucktards.
I would never like to buy a house in the shire, it's the shittest place in the world.
3.
1. Area in southern Sydney, where many surfers and sheltered children live.
2. Shit-hole
I got stuck in the shire, it was the worst day of my life.
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4.
a dystopic hole in the ground, ful of ignorance and pathetic culture
i also got stuck in the shire, i feared for my sanity
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5.
Slang for New Hampshire.
"I like Vermont, but I think I prefer the Shire"
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6.
1. gods country
2. everyone that lives in sydney and isnt from the shire is jealous, so try and make the shire out as a bad place
3. the happiest place on earth
4. free from guns and violence...until the westies come in
"uh im not from the shire so obviously i am dumb... i have a stick" - genuine quote from someone not from the shire
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7.
An area of southern sydney of fantasmagorical surroundings.
Greatest place in NSW, got everything one should need and thats why we dont often leave. No lebs. And no were not racist rednecks, the riots were truely about gangs (predomintly lebonese) on cronulla beach bashing lifeguards for no reason, stealing, kicking socerballs and sand at inocent families and children, and calling women bathing on the beach sluts etc and continually harassing them !!!
What do u expect when a massive bunch of aussie blokes get on the piss?
The shire is were the laid back relaxed type of people enjoy to live so if u dont like it fuck off. There is only 2 type of people in this world, those who live in the shire and those who want to live in the shire!!!
If u dont live here shut the fuck up and stop baggin it, go back out west if you dont respect this land or just fuck off back home u foreign bastard.
The shire cannot be compared to any other. You know your just jealous!!!You wish you lived here haha!!!
In the shire we eat rocks and shit gunpowder so dont fuck with it.
I was relaxin on the beach and this westie started baggin the shire. So i shat some gunpowder (as i had previously eaten rocks) and blew the fucker up. Then i ate his inbred children and bum sexed his wife good!!!Then i had a hard earnt thirst that needed a big COLD BEER...
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