The Shit Commitment

What is The Shit Commitment?

1.

The Shit Commitment is a invulntary action that happens when you need to take a dump. You walk into the bathroom and see the seat and ur brain sends signals to your ass to release pressure on the shit and prepare to fire. The odds of aborting are exactly 1:17

I almost missed the toilet because I tried to cancel the shit commitment.

See pressure, pain, relief, poo, ass
0

Random Words:

Dizzy Darts
1. The act of spinning around continuously in the process of playing a game of darts. Illegal in 16 states. (After taking a dart to the he..
Read more
Nosexual
1. Male or female who has no interest in sexual activities, or seems to not take attraction to either sex. Person who seems to dislike bei..
Read more
Capslap
1. The using of all capital letters over the internet; usually when chatting with someone. Sorry, didn't mean to CAPSLAP you! I had C..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free