What is The Shit Commitment?
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The Shit Commitment is a invulntary action that happens when you need to take a dump. You walk into the bathroom and see the seat and ur brain sends signals to your ass to release pressure on the shit and prepare to fire. The odds of aborting are exactly 1:17
I almost missed the toilet because I tried to cancel the shit commitment.
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