What is The Shits?
1.
diarrhea, violent crapping.
After eating those oreos I got a bad case of the shits.
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2.
When you got diarrhea, or liquidy crap about to spew uncontrollably.
"I got a bad case of the shits!
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3.
a horrible form of
"Please excuse my son from school...he had diearreha...diarea...he had the shits."
4.
1. Diarhea.
2. Unusually fluid feces.
"I ate some Indian food and got the shits"
5.
Brownish-red juice that shoots from the anal sphincter. Caused by Montezuma's Revenge, or other health issues.
The shits, Pissing out of my asshole.
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6.
1. An adjective meaning awful, horrible, or the worst. The opposite of 'the shits' is 'the shit', used to describe something that rules or is generally really awesome. 'The shits' generally refers to something that sucks to just short of the greatest extent possible.
2. Another word for diarrhea. You get the shits when you eat something that makes your feces take on a primarily liquid form.
"Man,
Weenus 's breath is the shits. I can't believe I let him hiss right up my nose. It's so disgusting but I just can't stop."
"I sure wish I hadn't eaten all that rat shit. I think I'll have the shits for the rest of my miserable life..."
7.
Used with the verb "to have"
To be missing in action for an extended amount of time without explaining. Popularized by The Trooper.
Where is he? Does he have the shits?
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