The Shlooze Edit Meaning

1. When a spouse or girlfriend/boyfriend pretends to be asleep when you get home after a late night out, so they can tear you a new one whe..

1. A sexy tortoise that has a lot of friends and is loved by everyone he or she encounters Everyone loves that little reptile, it must be ..

1. Occationally when you cough up a little white wax-like ball of extreme poop stink that has been accumulating in the back of your throat...