The Short Bus

What is The Short Bus?

Slow thought process. It refers to the bus that transports the disabled kids to and from school, not to be confused with the senior citizen's bus.

Did you come in on the short bus today?

When you suck the filling out of a twinkie and put the cake on your penis. Then you proceed to smack her in the face and stick it in her ear.

My friend Mueller rides The Short Bus every night with a different girl!

See twinkie, cake, short bus

Moist Surround

1. The snatch, pussy, twat, cunt, etc. Damn, I'd like to get into her moist surround. See snatch, pussy, twat, cunt, vagina..

Ultrabar

1. n. A club in DC full of horny old men, gross women, and cholos. But mostly men. Almost a cockfest. v. The act of hitting on a much yo..

Bemutt

1. A hairy muttfound on the scraggiest of females particularly teenagers who do not shave "man i got some harry cunt" "lol..

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