The Short Bus

What is The Short Bus?


1.

Slow thought process. It refers to the bus that transports the disabled kids to and from school, not to be confused with the senior citizen's bus.

Did you come in on the short bus today?

2.

When you suck the filling out of a twinkie and put the cake on your penis. Then you proceed to smack her in the face and stick it in her ear.

My friend Mueller rides The Short Bus every night with a different girl!

See twinkie, cake, short bus


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