What is The Shpits?
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Morphological blend of "shit" and "the pits." Depressed or disappointed feeling after trying and failing to take a dumb, as a result of constipation or other gastronomical fucked-up-edness.
dude, I had a monster dump brewing, and now all I have is the shpits...
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A cripple who is commonly found doing minor tasks (ie operating a dimmer board) and almost always ends up eating his own dick.
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The alpha male of the llama pack.
OBAMA!! CHANGE!!
The Obama llama fought the other male llamas successfully to win copulatory rights ..