What is The Shpits?
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Morphological blend of "shit" and "the pits." Depressed or disappointed feeling after trying and failing to take a dumb, as a result of constipation or other gastronomical fucked-up-edness.
dude, I had a monster dump brewing, and now all I have is the shpits...
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another term for a Vagina
"Oooh my mary ellen isn't half itchy guys"
"He well wants a bit of me mary ellen!"
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Alcoholic cocktail comprised of one shot of Bacardi rum, one shot of Malibu coconut rum, and topped up with sparkling lemonade.
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A term used to describe celebrating special occasions by firing off automatic weapons (typically assault rifles, though submachine guns ..