What is The Shpits?
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Morphological blend of "shit" and "the pits." Depressed or disappointed feeling after trying and failing to take a dumb, as a result of constipation or other gastronomical fucked-up-edness.
dude, I had a monster dump brewing, and now all I have is the shpits...
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A girls smelly pussy.
Let's go trolling for some panty perch tonight...
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to kick serious ass in a needed situation
Guy 1: This guy was picking on me, so i went jack bauer style on his ass
Guy 2:Dude kick ass..
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the proverbial "Catch-22" where one is damned if one does, and one is damned if one doesn't.
"Corporate lay-offs ar..
