What is The Shpits?
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Morphological blend of "shit" and "the pits." Depressed or disappointed feeling after trying and failing to take a dumb, as a result of constipation or other gastronomical fucked-up-edness.
dude, I had a monster dump brewing, and now all I have is the shpits...
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