What is The Shpits?
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Morphological blend of "shit" and "the pits." Depressed or disappointed feeling after trying and failing to take a dumb, as a result of constipation or other gastronomical fucked-up-edness.
dude, I had a monster dump brewing, and now all I have is the shpits...
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the subtle dance coaxing a girl into allowing you to plug the backdoor and also the act itself.
"My wife let me whip out the elect..
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ROTFL + helicopter. Sometimes used humorously for real.
teh rotflcopter pwns lollersk8s and lmaoplanes with rotfling rifles, wtfrockets..