What is The Shrub?
1.
The current dumbass, er, president. Named after his daddy, George W. Bush.
Used his daddy's influence to get to office.
Wasn't elected by the majority (what do you think we are?. . .a democracy.)
REALLY wants Iraq's oil.
IQ has not yet reached his age, not expected to.
Trying to get Bush to run this country is like trying to light a stadium with a 40-watt lightbulb
2.
little Bush, aka George W Bush
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3.
A skinny plant with characteristic leaves growing in a group atop a narrow shoot.
The Shrub was appointed head of the United States by the Illuminati in hopes it might give Republicans "American Big Dick Syndrome". The operation was almost a complete success.
The Shrub just sat there and made laws. No-one questioned how it managed to do so or how it was even elected. It was, after all, just a brainless fucking PLANT!
4.
An omnipotent power in which controls all life in the Bria galaxy.
In the beginning the Shrub created the heavens and the earth.
5.
denoting a woman's unkempt, bushy public hair. ant.
I like girls who take care of themselves down there; the shrub will never do for me.
6.
A floating bush, has great powers. A DemiGod to those who choose it, and a powerful enemy to those with no faith.
Look! There hovers The Shrub, 10-12 feet in the air!
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