What is The Silly Cow Sludge?
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You begin by combining your cum with cow shit. You then freeze this new liquid into solid form. You finish by telling a friend that is a new type of ice cream. Warning: only allow friend to eat 2 scoops - anymore is considered deadly.
When Mike pulled The Silly Cow Sludge on Kevin, he forgot the two scoop rule and thus killed Kevin
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the way my boyfriend figured out how to finger my clit by rubbing faster and harder not circular motion
instead of the plain old finger..
