The Simba

What is The Simba?


1.

The Simba is done by completing the following steps:

1. Guy cums on girls face (must get some on forehead...it is essential)

2. Guy reaches out and smears the cum across said girls forehead while saying SIIIIIIMMMMMMBBBBBAAAAAA in a long, drawn out manner.

As you can easily tell this is a favorite of many, many girls...especially those girls known as cum sluts, chicken heads, etc.

(Bonus points if you dress in a Rafiki costume while doing this.)

Kim and George were having sex in the bathroom stall when George thought it would be funny to pull the Simba.

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2.

This is when during intercourse, the dominant male ejaculates onto the submissive female's face. Then with his thumb, rubs the semen over her forehead while saying, (in a very slow, deep and creepy voice) SIIIIMMMMBAAAAAA.

Guy 1 : Hey Vince, did you ever hook up with Nauzli yet?

Guy 2: Yeah dude, I totally pulled THE SIMBA on her last night.

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3.

A sexual act that imitates a scene in the lion king where while during sex, the male will pull out and ejaculate into his hand, than wipe it over his mates forehead like Moofiki did to the baby Simba with some fruit extract.

Seth was about to cum when we quickly pulled out and preformed The Simba all over Sarah's forehead.

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