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When somebody ejaculates into a jacket then throws it at you as a prank
Ewww dude thats fucking nasty i just got jizz jacketed
See jiz..
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line used by this fat guy with a face in my school
1: Absorbtion! (pretends to absorb a milk carton using sleeve
2: (enters) I'..
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The first law of HH (hamburger Helper) is that you must always burn your tungue on the first bite.
guy1: ahh! crap!
guy2: Dude, what i..