The Six T Excuse

What is The Six T Excuse?


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Too Tired To Tag The Timer

Can be used to describe how tired you were as you try to explain to someone else that you set your alarm but forgot to turn it on.

(Note: Good for cutting tension if your boss is mad at you for being late for work)

Boss: You have five seconds to give me a legit reason as to why you were late for work before I fire your ass!

You: (Use the Six T Excuse! Use the Six T Excuse!) Sorry boss, I guess I was Too Tired To Tag The Timer

Boss: *Smirk* Aww, you're lucky I like you! Now get outta my site.

You: Yessir!(You mean I'm not fired?...Sweet deal!)

See sleepyhead, tired, gone, alarm clock


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