What is The Sloppy Butcher?
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When a man is strapped to a table and a pendulum is slowly and painfully slicing off his testicles while a homeless man shits in his mouth.
Our torture sessions are getting much more exciting, last night I payed a homeless dude to help me give Dave The Sloppy Butcher.
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A particularly nimble urban real estate investor.
"I wanted to buy that property, but the urban gazelle got there first!"
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