What is The Sloppy Butcher?
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When a man is strapped to a table and a pendulum is slowly and painfully slicing off his testicles while a homeless man shits in his mouth.
Our torture sessions are getting much more exciting, last night I payed a homeless dude to help me give Dave The Sloppy Butcher.
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The water that splashes on your asshole when a large crap falls from the water to the water in the toilet.
"Man, my asshole is so ..
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To masturbate while watching porn and eating Cheetos!
Man, Last night I had blue ball from my girlfriend so I had to go home and crack ..
