The Slows

What is The Slows?


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The slows is that time of the day when you get a serious and sudden case of sleepiness. It is difficult to even breathe when you get the slows; and you usually must remedy it by consuming caffiene or sugar, or by possibly closing your eyes for a small nap.

"I have the slows so strong, girl, that I must drink a massive cappacino and eat a chocolate bar, or I might slip into a walking coma. "

See sleepy, slow, tired, awake, coma


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