The Slump

What is The Slump?


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A period, ranging from one day, to an indefinite amount of time, where one cannot masturbate or engage in sexual activity, due to pure lack of interest.

"Guy 1: "Invite Dan to the party tonight. Theres gonna be mad girls there."

Guy 2: "He won't come man, he's in the slump right now."

See slump, no sex, dry spell, downtime, retirement, work, kittens


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