The Smooth

What is The Smooth?


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A noun used in place of the word "Iron."

EMT: What happened to your face man?

Patient: My old lady came home from work early an caught me in the sack with another girl, then she hit me wit The Smooth.

EMT: The smooth?

Patient: Yea you know, The Smooth. The thing you use to smooth out the clothes with.

See iron, press, wrinkle, starch


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