What is The Smooth?
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A noun used in place of the word "Iron."
EMT: What happened to your face man?
Patient: My old lady came home from work early an caught me in the sack with another girl, then she hit me wit The Smooth.
EMT: The smooth?
Patient: Yea you know, The Smooth. The thing you use to smooth out the clothes with.
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Obnormally early droopage of a girls tits, normally in the early 20's, due to dysfunctional genes and centerblocks under the house
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A penis.
Note: Often "smothered in underwear."
Girl: "I'm awfully hungry."
Boy: "Feel like a zipper hoa..