The Sneezer

What is The Sneezer?

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The art of snot rocketing on your hand and then masturbating using the contents of "the sneezer" as a delish lube. After words all ejaculation matter are put on your hand and then snorted back up into your nose for another day.

I ran out of lubriderm so i used the sneezer and was satisfied 10 minutes later.
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