What is The Sock Puppet?
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note: you have to be pretty strong to do this, or have a midget girlfriend.
hokay, what you do is get your girlfriend and/or slut and you start to fist her. once youre safely inside, you lift her up in the air with the hand inside her cooch, effectively making it look as though you have a puppet on that hand.
"dear god, i dont think ill ever have kids after the sock puppet john pulled on me last night!"
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Cowboys singing death metal.
Ever heard of Pumpjack? Good, hick metal sucks.
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