What is The Soda Machine?
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When a girl falls off of a wall onto a guy's member, much like how a soda falls from its stock to the recieving bay in a soda machine. Results have not proven successful (men, you may be hospitalized).
The first time I saw her, I wanted to give her The Soda Machine. Then I found that was stupid because now im sitting in a hospital bed with a dick split in two...
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Useful phrase for when presenting or proposing a plan of action. Also, it sounds more bad ass than "is it time for..."
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