What is The Soda Machine?
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When a girl falls off of a wall onto a guy's member, much like how a soda falls from its stock to the recieving bay in a soda machine. Results have not proven successful (men, you may be hospitalized).
The first time I saw her, I wanted to give her The Soda Machine. Then I found that was stupid because now im sitting in a hospital bed with a dick split in two...
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Using duck tape to hold everything up.
When your furniture is made from cardboard and duck tape.
When you use duck tape as a bandaid.
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getting a hard on and sticking it into a bag or bucket of ice. keep the hard on by watching some porn or have your woman keep you hard. ..
