What is The Soda Machine?
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When a girl falls off of a wall onto a guy's member, much like how a soda falls from its stock to the recieving bay in a soda machine. Results have not proven successful (men, you may be hospitalized).
The first time I saw her, I wanted to give her The Soda Machine. Then I found that was stupid because now im sitting in a hospital bed with a dick split in two...
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As good as sex or better.
OH MY GOD! That wasn't just good, it was jizalicious!..
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A homosexual Jock, usually the captian or head of a sports team. When they're not practicing or masterbating to pictures of Jake Gy..
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An insult your mom has a penis therefore your mom is gay with your dads penis.
Guess what i saw yesterday. Your moms penis. Gross my mo..
