The Soda Machine

What is The Soda Machine?

1.

When a girl falls off of a wall onto a guy's member, much like how a soda falls from its stock to the recieving bay in a soda machine. Results have not proven successful (men, you may be hospitalized).

The first time I saw her, I wanted to give her The Soda Machine. Then I found that was stupid because now im sitting in a hospital bed with a dick split in two...

See dick, sex, chick, broken, soda
29

Random Words:

Jewqueer
1. A homosexual of the Jewish faith. Don't be such a goddamn jewqueer. See jew, jewish, queer, homosexual, gay..
Read more
El Max
1. The very maximum. Practiacally exceeding the limit. More than most and mostly more Those carrots were tasty to El Max. See delicious, ..
Read more
Queefmonster
1. When a woman manifests a giant shadowlike monster of a queef that overpowers the cock and balls. Brittany: What the fuck happened to yo..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free