What is The Soda Machine?
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When a girl falls off of a wall onto a guy's member, much like how a soda falls from its stock to the recieving bay in a soda machine. Results have not proven successful (men, you may be hospitalized).
The first time I saw her, I wanted to give her The Soda Machine. Then I found that was stupid because now im sitting in a hospital bed with a dick split in two...
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When something is really, really bad in the way that only a ten-year old can feel.
As the light turned red and the lunch room turned da..
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When you are horny, and someone near you is only making it worse, often on purpose, with no chance of imminent release.
I was driving w..
