What is The Spaniard?
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An elegant, distinctive style of facial hair pioneered by students at the University of Southern California during Mustache March of 2007.
Consists of a bushy patch of facial hair spanning the width of the upper lip and no wider, worn concurrently with a goatee of equal width.
Daring, flashy, and stylish, The Spaniard is poised to take the facial-hair world by storm. Controversy has erupted all across campus, particularly within the Greek community, as men strive to achieve what may very will be the pinnacle of facial-hair styling.
I got whiplash from doing a double take when I first saw The Spaniard.
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