The Spaniard

What is The Spaniard?


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An elegant, distinctive style of facial hair pioneered by students at the University of Southern California during Mustache March of 2007.

Consists of a bushy patch of facial hair spanning the width of the upper lip and no wider, worn concurrently with a goatee of equal width.

Daring, flashy, and stylish, The Spaniard is poised to take the facial-hair world by storm. Controversy has erupted all across campus, particularly within the Greek community, as men strive to achieve what may very will be the pinnacle of facial-hair styling.

I got whiplash from doing a double take when I first saw The Spaniard.

See mustache, goatee, beard, stylish, classy, usc


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