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–noun, plural -fes /-fɛs; Eng. -feɪz/ Spanish. leader; chief; boss.
A la "what would you do for a Klondike bar," this is the ultimate dare or darescenario. In order to do the nasty with some way outta-your-league celeb gash, you have to do two things. First, you have to eat a platter of her poo. While that shit is nasty, that's not all. You have to nosh her spanish coffee while sitting in your bedroom, watching a man sleep in your bed for one hour. But it's not just any man. It's your old, skinny, dead toothed nerd-of-a boss. What's worse is he is naked. So, now, not only are you a shit eater, but you get to have your anti-poon boss' grey, old balls all over your sheets. The prize is to bang your favorite celeb for six hours.
Guy 1: "Man, I'd do anything to slay Danica Patrick. She's such a hammer."
Guy 2: "Really bro, would you do the Spanish Jeff?"
Guy 1: "You bet your ass I would...Now wait, can it not be after she's eaten chicken wings? And, does it have to be that douchebagboss, Lumburgh?"
Guy 2: "Dude, you are hard up for Danica Patrick. Let's go talk this over at BW3s."
See lumburgh, anti-poon, douchebag, spanish coffee, jackass, dare or dare
