What is The Spartan?
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When a girl sticks her ass in the air, and you run from 50 feet away, full sprint and yelling "THIS IS SPARTA!!!", and jump so that your dick and balls get stuck in her ass. Then you have to wait for her to shit you out.
Girl: Baby, lets do The Spartan tonight...
Guy: Alright baby... "THIS.. IS.. SPARTAAAAAAA!!!"
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A boyfriend who might just as easily be attracted to your brother or other male friends.
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to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit) esp. when one expects it will be particularly foul.
Sam: I need to go kill a fish.
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