The Spartan

What is The Spartan?


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When a girl sticks her ass in the air, and you run from 50 feet away, full sprint and yelling "THIS IS SPARTA!!!", and jump so that your dick and balls get stuck in her ass. Then you have to wait for her to shit you out.

Girl: Baby, lets do The Spartan tonight...

Guy: Alright baby... "THIS.. IS.. SPARTAAAAAAA!!!"

See sparta, ass, balls, stuck, shit


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