What is The Spasticated Monkey?
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it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.
" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".
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This is when you rip both of someone's arms off and put one in your ass, and another in someone else's ass, and give each othe..
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a tasty meal that is devoured by skanks and homosexuals.
Hey baby! Would you like a kiss or how bout a harry ballzaña?
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When you go to teabag a young lady but instead give her your protruding hemorrhoids.
Last night I gave my date the old Oklahoma switcha..