What is The Spasticated Monkey?
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it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.
" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".
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The act of having sex whilst sleeping.
Guy: I should get some fucking sleep.
Girl: I can help if you want.
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While playing soccer, kneeling down and pretending to tie your shoe while actually pissing out the bottom of your shorts.
Damien: "..
