What is The Spasticated Monkey?
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it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.
" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".
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An African tribe that walks on their hands when in their home, so they don't leave footprints
I left footprints on the kitchen flo..
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The attempt to rationalize every single thing the Bible says, no matter how genocidal, homicidal, sexist, racist, or totally fucking rid..
