What is The Spasticated Monkey?
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it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.
" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".
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used to describe only the most undescribable smells eminated from a woman.
oh god she smells like a rotten string cheese tampon that wa..
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POONTAG WITH CRABS.
damnnn last night i slept with this chick,..
she had a indah da silva going on down there.
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