What is The Spasticated Monkey?
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it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.
" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".
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A term relating to feeling sorry for someone's current situation, but not feeling sorry because of a wrong done.
i.e. John is fai..
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The most fucked up thing known to man (often said by older people) Something that is so screwed up it is not even understandable.
Wow, ..
