What is The Spasticated Monkey?


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it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.

" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".

See wanker, harsh, tool, burning


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