What is The Spider?
1.
A contraption made from a huge water jug with 8 dildos coming off of it. It is used to pleasure random homosexuals. One person is required to hold it.
Alex pissed into the spider and the eight kids sucked on eight fake dicks all night long. They also chugged down gallons of piss.
2.
When your fisting someone and your hand is in their ass, you spread out your fingers as wide as you can and yell: SPIDER!!!
...and that was the last time I gave someone the spider before cutting my finger nails.
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3.
A guitar player's finger stretching exercise.
E:----------|
B:----------| In guitar tablature
G:--1-2-3-4-|
D:--3-4-1-2-|
A:----------|
E:----------|
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4.
A contraption made from a huge water jug with 8 tubes come off of it. It is used as a funnel for beer for multiple people at a time. One person is required to hold it.
Jack held the spider and the eight kids funnelled down 24 beers at once
