The Spider-man

What is The Spider-man?


1.

When a male is receiving oral sex, The Spider-Man is the act of pulling out his member just prior to ejaculation, then unloading into his own hand and then flinging it in a web-throwing motion directly into the eyes of the one servicing him.

There's nothing quite as satisfying as when I first introduced my girlfriend to The Spider-Man.

See ejaculate, eyes, blowjob, handjob, web

2.

The sex act in which a male cums on his hand and flings it on a girls face, like spider-mans web.

"Hey, guess what?", asked Joe. "I just pulled The Spider-man on Lindy!"

See spider, man, cum, sex, web

3.

When when a man's having sex with a woman, cums into his hand then slaps it onto her cheek and slowly pulls his hand away. You get that white weby strings between her face and your hand.

G1: "Dude, I totally did The Spider-Man on her cheek!"

G2: "Oh man, what'd she say?"

G1: "She slapped me across the face, called me some nasty names then stormed out."

See spider-man, cum, cheek, sex, hand


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