The Spiderman

What is The Spiderman?


1.

while taking your sexual partner from behind, you proceed to ejaculate into your palm. When your partner turns around for post sex cuddling. You throw your "seaman filled hand" forward, releasing its contents on your partner's face, while screaming "SPIDERMAN".

My girlfriend loves toby maguire, so i decided to show her the Spiderman.

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2.

Upon reaching climax while doggying your partner you first must fake ejaculation onto their backside while catching your ejaculate in your hand. Your partner will believe you to be finished with intercourse and will most undoubtely turn around to look at you in a hopefully satisfied manner. At this moment , you use the semen that you have now equally distributed in each hand and flick the semen at your partners face using the same motion that spiderman uses to shoot his webs in the comic books/movie. As you tarnish your partners face in semen you will yell "GO WEB GO!!!" Please reference the scene in the first spiderman movie where he is trying out his newly found web forming powers and yells this exact phrase.

"I gave her the spiderman because I enjoy humilating all of my lovers in a most satisfying manner"

See dirty sanchez, houdini, doggystyle

3.

AKA The Peter Parker. NOTE: In order to complete The Spiderman, you must be wearing a Spiderman mask, otherwise, it is merely a Peter Parker. While banging your partner from behind, slip on a Spiderman mask, pull out, cum into your hand and when she turns her head around,you throw it in her face, similar to shooting spider-webs.

I gave Lauren The Spiderman yesterday.

See spiderman, cum, anal sex, jiz, peter parker, web, superhero, sex, surprise, fetish

4.

The Spiderman is a relatively unknown sexual move. A guy will ejaculate into his hand, then sling his semen at a target with his pinkie and pointer finger extended, a la' Spiderman's signature hand motion. If one happens to "sling his web" at a person, it is entirely appropriate to scream "YOU KILLED MY UNCLE, BITCH!"

Jarred walked in on me masturbating last week, so I chased him down and did the Spiderman right on his back.

See masturbating, semen, spiderman, ejaculate


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