What is The Splangs?
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The involuntary, orchestral, simultaneous movement of every muscle in your body when you are asleep... You know... that dream, where you are about to fall off a cliff/bike/hooker... then, SPLANG! and you wake up saying... What the Fuck!
Dude, I was so having a great sleep, until I got The Splangs!
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When a bunch of guys do "the goat" at once. Basically a horrendous sight for the victim if he's straight.
OMFG, y'..
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A shit and a glass of water
Don't worry, love. I've got t' milk cows. I'll just have a farmer's breakfast.
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