What is The Splangs?
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The involuntary, orchestral, simultaneous movement of every muscle in your body when you are asleep... You know... that dream, where you are about to fall off a cliff/bike/hooker... then, SPLANG! and you wake up saying... What the Fuck!
Dude, I was so having a great sleep, until I got The Splangs!
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A female who likes to give oral relations to an asian male who is not very big en los pantalones.
That chick is such a a twinkie puffer..
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a cup of coffee that is waaay too fucking hot and it just annihilates your tongue, leaving you tasteless for at least a week.
dude hows..
