The Splangs

What is The Splangs?

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The involuntary, orchestral, simultaneous movement of every muscle in your body when you are asleep... You know... that dream, where you are about to fall off a cliff/bike/hooker... then, SPLANG! and you wake up saying... What the Fuck!

Dude, I was so having a great sleep, until I got The Splangs!

See splang, quivers, shakes, spasm
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