The Splund

What is The Splund?


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A large, overweight, pink spherical creature hailing from the dark and gloomy depths of the trap door. Often renowned for his deep voice and lisp. His diet consists of other ghouls and monsters who he will lick and taste with his abnormally large tongue before consuming. Be warned of his uncontrollable fits of high pitched laughter.

The Splund Fat pink blob full of hot air

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