The Spousal I

What is The Spousal I?

Used by a spouse to subtly persuade the significant other to do something. Similar to "The Spousal We."

The Spousal I: "I think I'm going to the gym," or "I think I'm going to start eating healthier foods."

Reality: "Lose some damn weight, bitch!"

See lose, weight, fat

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