The Squid

What is The Squid?


1.

When a girl sticks a leaking pen inside her pussy and leaves it there for awhile. She then removes the pen and shoots an inkblot like a squid.

Joe: God damn man I was gonna fuck this chick but she pulled the squid on me and I bailed.

Bob: Nice.

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2.

a type of dance where the dancers look as if they are made of jelly. squidding is a popular dance to do around the forth of july. the dance is most common among those that have "it."

1. Point feet inward

2. Bend knees

3. Lean over

4. Move your arms back and forth

5. Now you're halfway to having "it"!

Kerry, Alex, Hannah, and Karina were doing the squid at Evans 4th of July extravaganza.

See it, squid, dance, firecrackers, declan

3.

It is an erotic sex position commonly used by necrophiliac marine biologists where the man and woman lie on a bed (with a headboard with bars) with the woman positioned on top of the man with both parties facing the ceiling. The woman tightly grasps her legs around the man's buttocks and the couple then grasps the bars of the headboard. From the top view, it should appear as the body of a squid with the arms of the man will correspond to the arms of a squid.

NOTE: Vaginal use recommended to produce a fish-like smell like that of a squid.

Man, Heather and I tried the squid, and wow, it was so erotic I had a craving for seafood as if her love cup wasn't enough.

See squid, marine biology, erotic, fish

4.

aka. TAMPON, female product

omg the squid is gunna fall out


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