The Squidworth

What is The Squidworth?

The act of a man placing his testicles over a womans eyes and laying his penis over her nose.

Dang that bitch was so nasty last night, I gave her the squidworth and then she ate my ass.

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Unfocus

1. To make or become blurry My eyes suddenly became unfocused, and I could see nothing. See Karl..

Upwibs

1. Unecessary Persons Waving In Background Shots Look at all those upwibs (wankers) out side the TV studio window waving & holding up ..

Vanilla Roller Of Unknown Origin

1. A random cigarette without any identifiable markings found rolling around in one's car which, upon smoking, tastes like vanilla. So..

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