The Squirties

What is The Squirties?

The liquid poo result of ingesting large quantities of Fast food.

Phase 2 of the normal gastro intestinal cycle. 2nd phase of the fast food "circle of life." Phase 1 is the rumbles.

Oh jessie, I've got the squirties! I do believe I've shat on myself.

Afad

1. Acronym; "As Fat As Doggers". To be at a point where one might be considered to have actually reached 'afad' is nea..

Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out

1. A metaphor for: "I think you should leave. Do not pause or delay while you are leaving." Generally used when the addressed ha..

Outdoornicate

1. To fornicate whilst not indoors. "Hey, are you going to the picnic? I was thinking we could find ourselves a secluded area and out..

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