What is The Stationary Stan?
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Instead of a regular handjob in which the woman does the work, she will simply hold her hand out while the man does a thrusting motion into it. Like a backwards handjob.
"Dude, I tried out the Stationary Stan the other day. It was more work for me but it felt awesome!"
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Politically correct way of saying "fat." Obese. Porcine.
"I'm not fat, I'm abdominally enhanced.&q..
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the act of stealing one's violin to sell it to get money to buy some opium.
kid: somebody stole my violin
dad: probably just need..