What is The Stationary Stan?
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Instead of a regular handjob in which the woman does the work, she will simply hold her hand out while the man does a thrusting motion into it. Like a backwards handjob.
"Dude, I tried out the Stationary Stan the other day. It was more work for me but it felt awesome!"
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To be so entirely awkward that you are in a "labrynth" of extreme unease and awkwardness that you can not escape. Ever.
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A sexual reference to ones promiscuity. Those who are velopulous will sleep with anyone, whether they be male, female, ugly, fat, tall, ..
