What is The Stationary Stan?
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Instead of a regular handjob in which the woman does the work, she will simply hold her hand out while the man does a thrusting motion into it. Like a backwards handjob.
"Dude, I tried out the Stationary Stan the other day. It was more work for me but it felt awesome!"
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A cooler way to say "don't worry."
Person-I TOLD YOU TO STAY HOME AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
you- Don't fret, Mom, I&apo..