What is The Steamy Wonder?
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A scat-related sexual act that involves tying a long-haired sexual partners hair (in double pony-tail like fashion) to the each side of the bed his/her head is on. The non-bound person then defecates upon the bound person's face, preferably on the eyes; The resulting action being the bound person flailing their head from side to side like Stevie Wonder does while performing music.
Man - "Holy shit Jane, is that pink eye in BOTH of your eyes?"
Woman - "Yeah, David decided to get a little kinky last and gave me The Steamy Wonder, god he's the greatest."
Man - "Wow... The things he'll do For Your Love."
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