The Stinkin Lincoln

What is The Stinkin Lincoln?


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In the tradition of the dirty sanchez, when banging your woman from behind, just as your about to blow it, scoop some poop from her chute and smear it from ear to ear, so she looks like Abe, then as she tries to scramble away in disgust, "shoot" her in the back of the head a la John Wilkes Booth, with your DNA pudding.

My new lady friend didn't enjoy The Stinkin Lincoln i pulled on her last night.

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