What is The Stool Softener?
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A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.
Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm
Spunk Loaf later that night.
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Someone who steals other people's banter/sayings. a Verbal T leaf.
He's been saying "snoogins" all the time, such a..
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a penis that is long and jurassic!!
OH MY GOD!! you have a jurassic penis...
See cock, plunger..