What is The Stool Softener?
1.
A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.
Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm
Spunk Loaf later that night.
Random Words:
1.
An individual who is so attractive they could cause you to orgasm just by looking at them is an orgasm on legs (or walking orgasm).
Per..
1.
meaning, beyond insane. could also be used to describe something that was effin' hilarious. another way to say, "dude that was..