What is The Stool Softener?
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A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.
Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm
Spunk Loaf later that night.
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A synonym for being raped, usually violently from behind by a drunk Irishman.
aah did ye get the old Irish Spoon lad
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