What is The Stork?
1.
a poor excuse for explaining sex & where babies come from
Jerry: Mommy telled me that babies come fwum the stork
Poppa- Man dats buu shit!!! Where is that lyin' bitch so I can show you how babies really get made??!!
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2.
The act of cunnilingus on a woman who is giving birth or having a miscarriage. The fetus is usually consumed in the process.
I was eating out that pregnant chick from logistics when she unexpectedly went into labor forcing me to perform "The Stork" and swallow the baby whole. He was a boy, and he was delicious.
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Felling excessively warm, as in a dog left in a car on a hot day.
Stuart: "It's quite warm in here isn't it, old boy?&qu..
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phrase describing a male person that you extremely dislike
My boss is a real asshole. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.
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C library function.
May cause an OopsGotHerPregnant exception.
What? Try `man insertpenis`, you lazy shit...