The Strait Guy Edit Meaning

1. n. A term to describe a close friend. Hows my Zoon? Hey, whats going on Zooner? See zoon, zun, booswah..

1. A term used to describe a person that exceeds the normal douchebag status. A gartelman is normally a frequent liar and, in many cases,..

1. When you fuck a girl so damn hard (especially up the ass) that her orgasm sounds like a high pitched Michael Jackson yell. Dude, I tota..