The Strait Guy Edit Meaning

1. A sexual ritual consisting of multiple men blowing their loads on some trick ass beeyotch. I went to my friend's house for a party..

1. A mental erection caused by the sight of either a beautiful skein of yarn or a remarkably well-made knitted object. Useful for knitting..

1. A manuever that can only be executed by first performing the scary uncle. I wanted to give her a chili pie, but I couldn't get her..