The Strip

What is The Strip?


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The main, center street of Las Vegas. It's where most of the casinos are, and should've stayed. It's overcrowded, on-and-off gridlock traffic, stupid, double decker buses called the Duece(inside joke, lol), that charge more than the regular buses, and sometimes there will be a stupid bus driver that's driving a full bus with no room to move around at all, that will still pick up 3 or 4 more people. Overpriced stores, bars and restaurants. Stuck-up, overrated clubs that charge $20 to get in and the minimum price for a drink is $15. The defining street of Las Vegas, fake, overpriced, overrated, crowded, stupid, plastic, gay, anti-under 21, alcohol, and gambling.

I'm actually exaggerating, but whatever.

Tourist: The Strip is the greatest street in the world!

Resident: The Strip is getting tired and boring.

Native Resident: I only go to the Strip with relatives in town during the summer, because it's too gay.

See entertainment, fake, stupid, overrated, overpriced


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