The Sun

What is The Sun?


1.

Appalingly bad British tabloidthat somehow became the biggest curculating english-language newspaper in the world. Only communist-state controlled crap shifts more. It is obsessed with C-list celebrities and the plight of working classes to better themselves. Will never stop whinging about the government, child saftey, paedophiles, taxes, anything to do with cars or any minute hipocrisy.

No sun, no-where to wipe your arse.

See Gumba Gumba

2.

british tabloid paper known for sexism and reactionary right wing opnions. lies to readers at least once in the past (iv'e read the article im citing myself and i know their lying) and tandancy to focus on irrelevant celebraty gossip

advert: "the sun: we love it"

individual:"do i fuck"

3.

British tabloid whom recently started celebrating the "Chav culture". Give me a break.

The Sun really have no idea about Chav's at all.

See DCI

4.

The most Vile newspaper known to mankind, hardly sold in liverpool, beacuse of their derogitory stories surrounding the Hillsborough disaster. Wouldnt wipe my a r sse on it!

the sun 'hi were the Sun, we made up lies about scousers pissing on the dead and robbing people when infact it was all crap and we should be taken out of circulation'

Scouser: 'Damn straight, Justice for the 96. oh and thank you for the god awful stereotype you helped produce!'

See the sun, fascist, plop

5.

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas

A gigantic nuclear furnace

Where hydrogen is built into helium

At a temperature of millions of degrees

Yo ho, it's hot, the sun is not

A place where we could live

But here on Earth there'd be no life

Without the light it gives

We need its light

We need its heat

We need its energy

Without the sun, without a doubt

There'd be no you and me

The sun is hot

It is so hot that everything on it is a gas: iron, copper, aluminum, and many others.

The sun is large

If the sun were hollow, a million Earths could fit inside. And yet, the sun is only a middle-sized star.

The sun is far away

About 93 million miles away, and that's why it looks so small.

And even when it's out of sight

The sun shines night and day

The sun gives heat

The sun gives light

The sunlight that we see

The sunlight comes from our own sun's

Atomic energy

Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine. The heat and light of the sun come from the nuclear reactions of hydrogen, carbon, nitrogen, and helium.

The sun. Wow, man.

6.

British comic, largely obsessed with keeping the public outraged, and at the same time titillated, by over-the-top stories about child sexual abuse. The Sun also occasionally features articles on football, Britney Spears, foreigners, and benefit claimants. Often contains rants against 'pervs', which is rather ironic given The Sun's joint role as soft pornography.

(see also Daily Mail)

"My romp with pikey perv footballer", only in The Sun

See tabloid, newspaper, perv, junk, trash, loo roll, reactionary

7.

A raver's arch enemy

Nothing kills a night quicker than the sunrise.

See sun, sunrise, bright, it burns


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