The Sunrise Pet

What is The Sunrise Pet?

1.

waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.

See jonny

27

Random Words:

Youment

1. brief period of uncontrollable rage and irrational behavior. when stan discovered he was working with john, he had a massive youment...

Underpants Monster

1. The excuse you should ALWAYS give to your girlfriend when she bitches to you about grabbing/slapping her ass. Zach: (slowly reaches for..

Outsider's Edge

1. Jerking off with your hand on the outside of your pants, i.e. in class, at work, or while driving. Harris was giving himself the Outsid..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free