The Surfboard

What is The Surfboard?

1.

take a chick to the beach...wax up your surfboard and rail some hooker...right before your about to bust your hot sauce, slide her off the board and tell her to close her eyes for a nice suprise...pick up the surfboard and WHAMMO!!! crack right across the chest with it...then blow your load in her eyes...ben stein then runs on the beach and says "clear eyes...WOOOOOW!"

who the fuck cares...this is just hypothetical shit

See sal
93

Random Words:

Hyper
1. A short term feeling of having lots of energy, one who is hyper usually does crazy/stupid things and laughs a lot. Often called a "..
Read more
Hdgo
1. killing, kill, killer i an going to hdgo you...you little stinker..
Read more
Brown Thumb
1. The act of waking up early, dropping the dugan of your life, and then frantically wiping to complete the experience; unfortunately when ..
Read more
Book Banner