What is The Surfboard?
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take a chick to the beach...wax up your surfboard and rail some hooker...right before your about to bust your hot sauce, slide her off the board and tell her to close her eyes for a nice suprise...pick up the surfboard and WHAMMO!!! crack right across the chest with it...then blow your load in her eyes...ben stein then runs on the beach and says "clear eyes...WOOOOOW!"
who the fuck cares...this is just hypothetical shit
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The moment you say Fuck it and decide get up of your ass and do something useful with your life.
Shit man im bored, i've been traw..
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A MAN THAT LIKES TO FUCK OTHER MEN.
A FAGGOT.
ANY MAN THAT STICKS HIS PENIS IN ANOTHER MANS ASS IS A DOO-DOO CHASER
See faggot, bitch..
