The Surfboard

What is The Surfboard?

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take a chick to the beach...wax up your surfboard and rail some hooker...right before your about to bust your hot sauce, slide her off the board and tell her to close her eyes for a nice suprise...pick up the surfboard and WHAMMO!!! crack right across the chest with it...then blow your load in her eyes...ben stein then runs on the beach and says "clear eyes...WOOOOOW!"

who the fuck cares...this is just hypothetical shit

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