The Swamp Monster

What is The Swamp Monster?

The act shitting on your hand, then proceeding to rub one out with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from a swamp monster.

Neil: why are joe's finger nails always dirty?

Ross: well... he's bored of The Stranger...

Neil & Ross: The Swamp Monster?!

See masturbation, scat, feces, glass bottom boat, jerking, poop, shit

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1. means hugging or wanting to be together 16728*****:i need a hug hotgirl******:(>'-')><('-'<) See hug,..

I'm Covered In Bees

1. Said by the masterful comedian Eddie Izzard, in his set "Glorious," to describe what a beekeeper must occassionally say when h..

Hammy Slammy

1. Recieving a hand job from a filipino bar girl aka "buy me drinky girl." Usually with baby oil for lubrication. Lance Corporal..

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