The Swamp Monster

What is The Swamp Monster?

The act shitting on your hand, then proceeding to rub one out with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from a swamp monster.

Neil: why are joe's finger nails always dirty?

Ross: well... he's bored of The Stranger...

Neil & Ross: The Swamp Monster?!

See masturbation, scat, feces, glass bottom boat, jerking, poop, shit

&co.

1. Litterally, ‘ and company’. A lot of times used after the main character of a video-game to denote hisher sidekicks. Can’t wait to see ..

Kiss Something Goodbye

1. to face and accept the loss of something If you don't come to work tomorrow, you can kiss your paycheck goodbye...

Silvio

1. A sassy, classy "lightning barber" of Pro-Cutters with an arsenal of scissors, hair gel, talc, and a big bag of italian accent..

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