The Swamp Monster

What is The Swamp Monster?

The act shitting on your hand, then proceeding to rub one out with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from a swamp monster.

Neil: why are joe's finger nails always dirty?

Ross: well... he's bored of The Stranger...

Neil & Ross: The Swamp Monster?!

See masturbation, scat, feces, glass bottom boat, jerking, poop, shit

Olds

1. short for Oldsmobile a large american pimp car Im crusin in my Olds tonight. 2. The opposite of news. When news become old and the le..

Uggermelon

1. A fictional fruit which is said to be eaten by someone who is extremely ugly. Originated on The-Deli in reference to Mary J Blige withou..

Opinionate

1. To express one's opinion. The word is similar to conversate. Speakers who use conversate tend to also use opinionate. That bitch w..

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