The Swamp Monster

What is The Swamp Monster?

The act shitting on your hand, then proceeding to rub one out with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from a swamp monster.

Neil: why are joe's finger nails always dirty?

Ross: well... he's bored of The Stranger...

Neil & Ross: The Swamp Monster?!

See masturbation, scat, feces, glass bottom boat, jerking, poop, shit

W00tastic

1. Something that is so awesome that a normal "w00t" can't contain it's awesome w00tness. Guy : Hey baby can I have yo..

Quastole

1. Used in Buddhism for enlightenment or just meaning something really cool That was a quastole jump on that skate board. See cool, enlig..

Zeek

1. Reference to someone who is far more nerdier than a geek. "a geek to the power of 7" Someone who describes a 'zeek'..

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