The Swamp Monster

What is The Swamp Monster?

The act shitting on your hand, then proceeding to rub one out with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from a swamp monster.

Neil: why are joe's finger nails always dirty?

Ross: well... he's bored of The Stranger...

Neil & Ross: The Swamp Monster?!

See masturbation, scat, feces, glass bottom boat, jerking, poop, shit

Anna-ass

1. a girl who has a big ass that encourages people to smack it all the time, especially when she wears tight pants Annabelle walked into t..

Zach:ya You Heard Me Dumbass...

3. Someone so extremely indescribable that there are no other words; someone who is phucktarded. Andrew is a phucktard. 4. same definiti..

Mingro

1. Cocaine. One of an infinite number of synonyms used on the streets and, dangerously, in mobile text messaging, hoping to foil the automa..

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