The Swamp Monster

What is The Swamp Monster?

The act shitting on your hand, then proceeding to rub one out with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from a swamp monster.

Neil: why are joe's finger nails always dirty?

Ross: well... he's bored of The Stranger...

Neil & Ross: The Swamp Monster?!

See masturbation, scat, feces, glass bottom boat, jerking, poop, shit

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