The Swamp Monster

What is The Swamp Monster?

The act shitting on your hand, then proceeding to rub one out with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from a swamp monster.

Neil: why are joe's finger nails always dirty?

Ross: well... he's bored of The Stranger...

Neil & Ross: The Swamp Monster?!

See masturbation, scat, feces, glass bottom boat, jerking, poop, shit

Resent

1. To feel angry or bitter about. Do not resent good advice. See dislike..

Hamergency

1. Any type of situation where ham is vital and not readily available. Someone point me in the direction of the nearest Deli! It's a ..

Antieways

1. Another form of "anyways." Pronouned en-tee-ways. Used as a transition between sentences. "Then I ate a frog. Antieway..

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