The Swamp Monster

What is The Swamp Monster?


1.

The act shitting on your hand, then proceeding to rub one out with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from a swamp monster.

Neil: why are joe's finger nails always dirty?

Ross: well... he's bored of The Stranger...

Neil & Ross: The Swamp Monster?!

See masturbation, scat, feces, glass bottom boat, jerking, poop, shit


32

Random Words:

1. Islamic Name Will you marry me Zohair? I wana go to Dubai n meet BluE!..
1. 1: A dripping wet vagina. Usually results from impure thoughts about penis or other chicks vags. Can also result from a loving touch eve..
1. Kickass rock band from NW Indiana. Pronounced "four". The IV is silent. "Hey, you goin to see the IVfour show tonight?&q..