What is The Swan?
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A reality show that accurately demonstrates traditional American life.
There is nothing more rock n' roll than frumpies undergoing plastic surgery too look acceptably generic.
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A competition to make women look more like an Asian character from Mad TV.
You plastic surgery person... you make-a me look-a like a man!
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When your fucking a girl in the back, you grab her arms and pull them back but keep their arms straight. when you start tearing that up, they'll arch their back like a swan, and if your endowed like me, they'll even swoon like a swan.
I gave Connor's mom the swan last night and it was great!
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1. The only town in Britain to look at Ipswich with envy.
2. Nothing really happens, except pretentious 14-year-old chav wannabees bunk..
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its wher you fill the upper tank of the toilet with toilet paper then shit on top of the toilet paper leaving an even better effect to t..
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Take off the slide of a trombone, put a mouthpeice into the hole where the slide goes. TAADADADAA!!!!!!!!!
Resembles a euphonium/alto h..
