The Swan

What is The Swan?


1.

A reality show that accurately demonstrates traditional American life.

There is nothing more rock n' roll than frumpies undergoing plastic surgery too look acceptably generic.

2.

A competition to make women look more like an Asian character from Mad TV.

You plastic surgery person... you make-a me look-a like a man!

See Alex Borstein

3.

When your fucking a girl in the back, you grab her arms and pull them back but keep their arms straight. when you start tearing that up, they'll arch their back like a swan, and if your endowed like me, they'll even swoon like a swan.

I gave Connor's mom the swan last night and it was great!

See swan, swoon, woman, arm, feathers


27

Random Words:

1. funny ass mofo; one who likes to dance; crazy; artist but at the same time artistically challenged. that kid is one chinese mascott..
1. An exclamation, usually said loudly after experiencing sudden pain or hearing particularly bad, unexpected news. I lost how much in the..
1. someone who cums in the same place(i.e., towel, corner of room, blow up doll) and it accumulates. That nerd is such a cumulator See cu..