The Swan

What is The Swan?


1.

A reality show that accurately demonstrates traditional American life.

There is nothing more rock n' roll than frumpies undergoing plastic surgery too look acceptably generic.

2.

A competition to make women look more like an Asian character from Mad TV.

You plastic surgery person... you make-a me look-a like a man!

See Alex Borstein

3.

When your fucking a girl in the back, you grab her arms and pull them back but keep their arms straight. when you start tearing that up, they'll arch their back like a swan, and if your endowed like me, they'll even swoon like a swan.

I gave Connor's mom the swan last night and it was great!

See swan, swoon, woman, arm, feathers


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