What is The Tail Always Waggles?

1.

A phrase used to describe why you have a massive erection. This is mainly used to describe a bad habit of getting an erection whenever you see a female, even if they're not very attractive. The term comes from a comparison of a canine's tail "waggling" whenever it sees a bitch (a female dog). When a person asks about it, you simply say this phrase, and they will understand.

Dude: "Woah! What's that in your pants?!"

Brandon: "I'm sorry... The tail always waggles."

See tail, waggle, erection, boner, The Tail Always Waggles
72

Random Words:

Snowtard
1. n. Snowtard, v. Snowtarded, adj. Snowtarded pejorative. A snowtard is a driver who, when introduced to a snowy/icy environment will act..
Read more
W00t0rz
1. it means the same as w00t but has a better ring to it , good to fill awkward silences trev0r-"wow my couch exploded" brosh- ..
Read more
Heinrich Himmler
1. Head of the SS, the ShutzStaffel. He oversaw the death of Jews at the concetntraion camps and is one of Hitlers most trusted aids. Howev..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free