What is The Tail Always Waggles?


1.

A phrase used to describe why you have a massive erection. This is mainly used to describe a bad habit of getting an erection whenever you see a female, even if they're not very attractive. The term comes from a comparison of a canine's tail "waggling" whenever it sees a bitch (a female dog). When a person asks about it, you simply say this phrase, and they will understand.

Dude: "Woah! What's that in your pants?!"

Brandon: "I'm sorry... The tail always waggles."

See tail, waggle, erection, boner, The Tail Always Waggles


72

Random Words:

1. Similiar to the government's DEFCON defense readiness scale; used to evaluate the gayness of a situation. Steve: Dude, I can'..
1. Less vulgar and more entertaining term for "Mother Fucker"; instead of Fother Mucker, "Father" is used to confuse t..
1. spongey asshole bitch whos stupid someone who wants everything that you have "OMG where did you get that cause i really want tha..