The Tan

What is The Tan?


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A Mancunian superhero. Equipped with the powers of flying, mind reading and lazer vision, this dude from Up North is everything you could ever want in a lad of 5 ft. He rocks my world.

Is it a bird...is it a plane...no...its..THE TAN!

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Random Words:

1. When you are banging a chic from behind on a balcony. You tell her you have to piss. You swap places with a buddy, run down and outside ..
1. To punt someone in their cunt Heather was being a mouthy bitch so I had to capunt her See cunt, punt, kick, revenge..
1. To unbutton or unzip ones fly to expose the penis derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation ..