The Tan

What is The Tan?


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A Mancunian superhero. Equipped with the powers of flying, mind reading and lazer vision, this dude from Up North is everything you could ever want in a lad of 5 ft. He rocks my world.

Is it a bird...is it a plane...no...its..THE TAN!

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